Score: 6

"decent play; room for improvement"

submission: Photo Poker

date: July 29, 2008

Here's the deal (LOL) the play is fine. The audio the card movement and grafix...all OK.
The babe is out of focus, LO-def. Not very rewarding. Worst of all, yr program doesn't know that A-2-3-4-5 is a Straight.
Fix that please, cause I kinda like yr game and want to play again.

And, thanks.

Score: 9

"Outstanding!!!"

submission: Genghis Khan

date: February 24, 2008

Great work. I love it. Using a historical character like this with turn based strategy
country by couhtry is my favorite and this is definitely one of the best flash versions I have ever encountered. Well done.

Helpful comments welcome, I trust? Iran should be Persia. Vietnam, Cambodia,
and Laos together were known as Cochin China then. India and Pakistan were not separate. And where is Tibet? You used a Twentieth Century map, didn't you? Check out a historical map of Asia. I guarantee you will dig it and the game will be that much more enjoyable.

O, and when can you just keep playing without the guy showing up to announce
"You won". That translates as "Funs over." If we plow through all the levels is
it ever possible to conquer all of Asia and Europe?? I hope so.

Ah. Thank you eversomuch. And make more. How about the Viking swarm that swept through Russia down into what are now Georgia and Ukraine?

Or one based on the Ottoman Empire's clash with Europe? You would do
great work with these, I am certain.

Keep doing what you are doing. Please.

Score: 5

"it's not a black dude"

submission: Rape The Girl :3

date: August 15, 2007

Having "clock day" is like having "Al Qaeda day" as far as I'm concerned.
You the "author" of this one, imagine the perp is black and that the
scenes depicted are rape. This proves beyond any doubt that you are
not the author of this flash. He's not black. He's japanese. And it's
not rape; just rough sex.

Have a nice day, strawberry sukin gearloose clockboy.

Score: 0

"zackass420 scores smashing success with Keeley BB"

submission: removed by awsomo

date: August 3, 2007

Nice work. What do I think of this as a First Effort Flash? Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
The English would love this. You should submit it to Bad Suzy. O, and thanks.

Score: 7

"Thank you"

submission: A Naked Girl Quiz

date: July 18, 2007

enjoyable, entertaining, enigmatic, energetic, entropic, enervating, and I like it

Score: 3

"improper labelling of clock gunk as adult only"

submission: Hentai Quiz Game 2007

date: March 15, 2007

I hesitate to review this clock spew since whenever I speak my honest opinion about this stuff I get threatened and tormented by the robocop newgrounds employes to protect clocks, glocks, and strawberries from anything approaching intelligent or reason criticism. O well. Live dangerously. First the disclaimer...NOTHING IN THIS REVIEW IS INTEN DED TO REDUCE TEH CLOCK TO A HUMILIATED PILE OR SLIME OR TO DEMEAN TEH CLOCK'S SEXUAL PREFERENCES OR LACK THEREOF, NEITHER IS ANY PART OF THIS REVIEW DESIGNED TO ENDUCE THE PITIFUL EXCUSE OF A CARBON BASED LIFEFORM TO COMMIT SUICIDE. That said, woe unto the perpetrator of this fraud upon the hardworking hentai loving adults who provide newgrounds with its highest quality human audience. Clock crap needs to be properly labelled as clock crap. Calling themselves adults only is a lie. To properly label this "erotophobic merde" might be more appropriate.

Score: 8

"realistic concept, OK grafiks, enjoyable play ..."

submission: Thirst: A Survival Game

date: March 7, 2007

I like this RPG because it's not easy and it's not hard. It made me
work without humiliating me. Very satisfying. I am especially pleased to discover this early effort by the maker of Elder Scrolls,
since the latest version of that game is the one I play most often.
More please. Many many more. (NOTE: I am especially intrigued that these games were turkish first, english second. I am impressed and curious about turkish culture now.) Thank You.

Score: 8

"Tasty flash (mo pork hash pls)"

submission: Dim Sum Girl

date: January 30, 2007

I enjoyed dimsumgrl very much. reminds me of guy on Oahu,
frank de lima, he usta do song called "beef stew and rice" and
another called "don't sneeze when u eat saimin" and one about
an old man pushing dim sum cart in suburbs of Honolulu. but all
that stuff is twenty five years ago. Yours is fresh and delightful.

More please!

Score: 3

"Not bad. More would be bettah."

submission: CHEERLEADER SEX TAPE!

date: January 23, 2007

Its is sex. And nice how it loops. Here's the thing. try a soundtrack. I'm sure you could think of something appropriate.
And maybe 2 or 3 or 23 more pix would be an improvement.
More please.

Score: 8

"I laugh. I smile. Shit, laughing again."

submission: Sir Pete Jackson = Godly

date: January 23, 2007

Well done. I may be a 24 fan, yet this is too damn funny to care
that it has pretty much nothing to do with Jack Bauer or CTU
or pretty much anything . Thank you.